This letter came yesterday, sent to my new address, from my audiologist’s office. I’ve been seeing them for two years, since I first lost my hearing, and they have performed tests, administered steroid shots in both my ears, implanted cochlear devices in each ear, and conducted numerous follow up meetings to program those devices.

Just when I’m ready to move on, they want formalize our relationship. Geesh. And how did they get my new address anyway? Weird.